level the playing field

Also, economic
data is released at the same time to everyone, which
means that there is no such thing as insider trading. For
example, CNBC will announce the nonfarm payroll
numbers the instant that it is released, leveling the playing
field for all investors
you know levelling the playing field?

Rodivaldo Marcelo Raimundo - Unix Advisor and English Instructor - (@ Tivit - Storage Team - Clariion, DMX and V-MAX) says:
No, I don't.........
poem coach says:
levelled = flat
if the game field is flat entao it is fair for everyone
no advantages
Rodivaldo Marcelo Raimundo - Unix Advisor and English Instructor - (@ Tivit - Storage Team - Clariion, DMX and V-MAX) says:
Levelling to the down cost and high final price???
poem coach says:
i don't understand fully
oh
lucro, legal
its metaphor of business being a game
playing field = football pitch
when i learn computer programming then the playing field will be levelled between us

hailies song with words @ eminem singing about his daughter

flowers in the window @ travis with words

azulinho e perry barnes @ someone else s indecision

barnes method: write all your notes in english and then at the end of the day look for the words you did not have, for example i did this today for one other language and did find
i need push and pull
having fun

yep

solution
problem

bother, bothered ingles giria english slang

learn
bother
its common slang here
i can't be bothered (i'm lazy just for that thing)
i can't be bothered to do the ironing/washing/shopping
Gina http://www.ttglive.com/ttgluxury/an says:
AH THAT IS TRUE
poem coach says:
"sorry, i didn't want to bother you (disturb you)"
some say "bothered!" = "i don't care"
write 3 examples

killing in the name of christmas number 1 @ eff x factor karoke rap

omg
i'm so excited
in the uk
everyone hates The X Factor
its like Idolos
they say its killing real music
and some girl made a facebook page to make a rock song Killing in the Name of, by Rage against the Machine christmas number 1
its old song from 1993
and...
its christmas number 1
yessssssssssssssssss!!!!
i just shouted yes!
Bianka - says:
hsuashauhsauhsauas omg
poem coach says:
the girl on facebook got 1,000,000 followers
and 400,000 bought the song
she's cool
Bianka - says:

poem coach says:
its a great song too
i love it
it started because
they went on the bbc and swear during the song
the controversy made the idea popular i think

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barnes method english images and fotos

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why christians are control freaks @ how to protect yourself from them

Why Christians Are Control Freaks @ How to Protect Yourself From Their Well Prepared Lies

the dark @ mario pompetti e perry barnes with lyrics com letras

the dark

from the dark I create sparks

sharks cry

your marks increase

a stab in the background a shot in the dark

the distant dim dense distraction is destiny

do u want this, to be?

Me, you, us and them

we sleep through the night

snug and tight

quite comfortable lives

energy saving lightbulbs

show me my solar panels

I'm able to injoy the stars

whether i'm famoso or not

light the choir

copyright (c) mario pompetti and perry barnes 2009 all rights reserved
and distribute the song in the internet for others to hear

barnes method english @ memory system sistema memoria

Barnes Method English @ Memory System Sistema Memoria

english videos @ varios cool teachers

http://www.engvid.com

TYFB teach your friend books

TYFB @ barnes method releases Teach Your Friend Books

callan method + barnes method = native english

callan method + barnes method = native english

conversations with rod @ a brasilian and english teacher talking about life

Conversations With Rod @ 2 Teachers From Different Generations Forming Views on Life

various methods varios metodos

say hello Cleber Gomes said:
pois é...já baixei o pacote de conversação e o ''power english''
luis joia said:
callan method school is good just for 2 months
barnes method is free and less grammar
say hello Cleber Gomes said:
I thought ''barnes methot'' was paid as ''effotless''
paid as or paid like?
luis joia said:
its free
say hello Cleber Gomes said:
ok thanks
luis joia said:
the quick and dirty guide to learning languages fast 'e otimo
say hello Cleber Gomes says:
vou procurar...obrigado!

rodivaldo: barnes method specialist teacher (his blog)

http://rodivaldo.spaces.live.com/blog/fakehandlerpage.aspx?sa=869010415

health and safety presentation

a method of being promoted in your job is to know about health and safety

and show your manager how you can protect them legally

be useful, be well paid

Health and Safety Presentation

Rodivaldo Marcelo Raimundo videos english expert explains language learning in portuguese

http://rodivaldo.4shared.com

genius teacher in this group explains principles of learning languages and english (in portuguese) videos

pack your bags arrumar as malas

3/· Jader | Ядер ·3\ says:
Arrumar as malas, how to say in English?
luis joia says:
mala?
3/· Jader | Ядер ·3\ says:
yes
it is like a bag
we do it when we are going to travel
luis joia says:
got it
pack your bags
3/· Jader | Ядер ·3\ says:
ah
then, I am packing my bags
is it right?
luis joia says:
yes
3/· Jader | Ядер ·3\ says:
thx

seth godin tribes

50.01.Tribes

Spanish Girl Meets the English Guy @ a moça espanhola conheçeu o moço ingles O Poeta Inglês

Spanish Girl Meets the English Guy @ a moça espanhola conheçeu o moço ingles O Poeta Inglês

brilliant learn english:spanish program

http://wordsgalore.com

has someone saying the english and spanish words and lots of ways to learn
could be useful for someone who speaks a latin language (+ german and english)

warren buffet's guide to being rich

Following the Rational Course
Seizing a Few Good Opportunities

Buffet’s best business decision was to take advantage of the post-war boom, an opportunity open
to anyone, by becoming a professional investor. He followed a rational approach to investing:
“you do not need a great many deals to succeed in the investment business.”

“In fact, if…you got a punch card with 20 punches on it, and every time you made an investment
decision you used up one punch, and that’s all you were going to get, you would make 20 very
good investment decisions. And you could get very rich, incidentally. You don’t need 50 good
ideas at all.”

examples of investments: learning how to do a job, buying a house, buying a business, learning how to trade shares, investing in high interest bank accounts
you have 20 opportunities, go for it

Rodivaldo Marcelo English Method parte 2

Rodivaldo Method

ashy ashy new song

ashy ashy, she's not flashy
she wants a baby, she'll get one maybe

she likes blue eyes, and sweet lies
she wants a baby, she'll get one maybe

american history

Abraham Lincoln - Great Man, Great Words

learn another language earn another soul

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP4keQPfa6Y
i almost cried a bit, i think its quite beautiful thing she's doing, thanks for saying about this
german is similar to english, i can hear some of the words
speaking a 2nd language is amazing experience for me
5 to 7 languages i now understand some of from speaking portuguese, and i assume its the same for everyone who speaks one of those languages
if u know about anchoring in psychology
every lingua is actually a different group of feelings
literally its a 2nd personality
like the frase i heard
"learn another language earn another soul"

doctor who @ welsh, american, english e scottish accents all together

song lyrics letras pra cancoes good for learning english

Perry Barnes Musico Lyrics Letras @ Reverse the Drums, Chocolate Medal & Listen Here Albums

also find some bands you Love in english and read their words as you listen
this is a more fun method to learn a language

print your barnes method certificate now

http://www.flickr.com/photos/32229472@N06/4012805632/
^certificate
print it write your name on it
300gsm paper is good quality

http://www.scribd.com/doc/6463858/Barnes-Method-English-2nd-Edition-The-Most-Expensive-English-Classes-in-the-World
this book explains how to learn english well, a teacher is only necessary for 10% of the method

if your friends have nice english then send it to them to

thanks dr barnes

barnes method at 4shared.com

english teachers: give this certificate to your students

professors de ingles, dar esta certificado pra seus alunos

barnes method english in conjunction with the barnes insitute
can make your students more happy and help your to reward them for good work

english tips dicas pra ingles

Barnes Method English Specialist @ Rodivaldo Marcelo Raimundo

Native Speaker of English @ Rodivaldo Marcelo Raimundo

Native Speaker of English @ Rodivaldo Marcelo Raimundo
Originally uploaded by learn english

this guy is clearly a talented teacher, especially with languages
the speed with which he taught me something in portuguese that 100 other language swaps hadn't taught me
http://www.flickr.com/blog.gne
>his blog
he deserves his title of barnes method specialist 2009

the great teacher @ Rodivaldo

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendId=421599021

a student recommends

Channels at YouTube like Duncaninchina, LinguaSpectrum and others help me to understand the language and particular details...

Native Speaker of English @ Darlene Junior

Native Speaker of English @ Darlene Junior
Originally uploaded by learn english

darlene embraced the techniques of barnes method whilst in london for example similar words between portuguese english as a base for learning, due to this her understanding of english and learning are substantially improved and her future looks brighter and brighter

stereophonics @ lying in the sun

Stereophonics - Lying In The Sun

From the Album "Just Enough Education To Perform"

I wish I could lie in the sun,
The same things as anyone,
I wish I could lie down there,
With my feet high in the air,

I'd have a drink in my hand,
Read words from a newspaper stand,
I wish I could lie in the sun,
Wish I could fly like everyone,

Same things as anyone,
Same things as anyone,

But you burn me up, you paint my skin,
In bad designs, that aint even in,

My skin's crawling up the wall,
Into the ocean I'd love to fall,
I hear the sounds but they ain't the same,
As feeling them with you, two feet away,

There's always more worse off than me,
Suppose I'm lucky I can even see,
All the people that I'd like to be,
Passing me by everyday in the street,

Same things as anyone,
Same things as anyone,

But you burn me up, you paint my skin,
In bad designs, that aint even in,
I got good lungs, I've got a good heart,
My mind is fit and my feet can walk,

And here I am in the shade on the street,
Asking people for money to eat,
What did I ever do to deserve this?
Did I kill a child or something worse?

Same things as anyone,
Whats the reason, maybe make you feel,
How much more fortunate you are than me

Genetic Choice Escolha Genética

the system which explains 90% of human behaviour and explains why racism was and will always be nonsense, how to find the ideal lover, how to get jobs easier, and informs you how the life of your dreams in right in front of you (science, biology, humanist, evolution)
thanks dr barnes

Genetic Choice Escolha Genética

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lyrics: electrify you and i, in the sky

dr barnes saves the world

maybe i'm a bit late
i remember a guy once said in a college "if everyone came out on the streets do u really think there would be war in iraq, people don't care about what's happening"
i realised then maybe he was right, protesting was banned from the streets also by the dictatorship and a bbc guy was murdered, so it wasn't that easy to fix
i made a joke to a kenyan politics teacher around that time was that "i'm fighting the war in iraq with my solar panal sitting on my shelf" he uncontrollably for 10 minutes
because if the war was for oil as others have been
another way to stop the war
(its not a war because a war is where 2 sides are fighting = bill hicks)
would be to totally stop using oil
how? sunflower cooking oil makes cars run perfectly when mixed with 1% white spirit
this has been on many tv programmes and its better for the car as they say
electricity is rarely produced using oil probably never.

buses use oil, and so if you can bicycle to the train station you stopped the war
where's my nobel peace prize?

especially vs x specially

seu ingles = specially
especially = extra specially
i dont like to be forced to anything.. specially when i have to part from my money

specially = just for you
especially = extra specially for u
almost the same, one of the things where only natives really feel the difference

clean water for everyone @ england does something good for the world @ yay

indiaaaaaaaa

1 10th of the world is gay i read recently and i seem to meet alot of them

its ridiculous for people to be rude about gays if they are 10% of the world

its like saying u hate humans

as equally its ridiculous to be rude to blacks when they make up 50% of the world

humanity has many good things and why are some taking advantage of others always

and then when we notice they say, omg that's not good to do, we no do that anymore

consider the predudice against indians i guess before 1950, then against blacks in america until the 1960s and then in south africa until the 1990s, its like, how long can we take advantage

lets have some effing morals, how about it

u may say i'm a dreamer

but i'm not the only one

indian economy has grown 11% this year and thus the price of jobs has gone up

and now companys are sending work to various other countries, for example mexico and countries with less time difference

india exports less than 1% of the world's products which explains its finances slightly

business rule numero uno: employees don't get rich, employers get rich

if india somehow starts to employ the effing british and americans then they shall be richest

a nice meditation ©2005 Michael Neill www.geniuscatalyst.com

barnes: meditate for perfect english!

Meditations for Manifesting

I'll be honest with you - I'm a lousy meditator. For me, meditation falls into the

category of one of those things I know is supposed to be so good for me that

my "inner teenager" rebels against the whole idea of it.

One meditation powerful enough to mature my inner teenager ("maturity"

being defined as being willing to do what you want even if your parents want

you to do it as well :-) comes from India via Wayne Dyer - you can read more

about it in the book Manifest your Destiny (there's an excellent Nightingale-

Conant tape set as well!).

He recommends doing it every day for twenty minutes at sunrise and twenty

minutes at sundown. While I'm sure this is an excellent discipline, I've gotten

some pretty phenomenal results (money, new clients, acting work, etc.) doing

it erratically for as long as I feel like it whenever I happen to remember. Here's

how it works....

Morning Meditation

1. Breathe in with your attention on your perineum (between the front of your

bottom and the back of your bottom is about as nice as I can say it!)

2. Exhale on the sound "Aaaaaah" with your attention on your "third eye", the

point between your eyebrows. (That's "aaaaaaah" as in God, Father, Ja, Adonai,

and just about any other culture's name for God you can think of!)

3. As you do this, think about all the things you want in your life as if you've

already received them. (The better this feels, the better it works!)

4. Continue for as long as you like. Gradually get softer and softer until the

"aaaaah" is silent. Keep shifting your attention between the perineum and third

eye as you breathe, and maintain the feeling of already having what it is that

you want.

5. When you are ready, allow the "aaaaah"s to get louder and louder until you

are back to full volume.

6. Finish with the word "Sha-Lom", which is both the hebrew word for peace

and a combination of the sound of God ("aaaaah") and the sound of the

universe ("aum")

©2005 Michael Neill www.geniuscatalyst.com

discovering the inner writer

Discovering the Inner Writer

donald trump is the king of quotes

donald trump
is the king of quotes
every one i read from him makes me think
"a leader has the right to be beaten, but never the right to be surprised"
"there is thing stronger than all the armies in the world and that's an idea whose time has come"
"Coming together is a beginning, keeping together
is progress, working together is success"

http://www.trumpuniversity.com/blog/index.cfm

big humour

big humour

Hello guys!
It's Sunday! How's it going?
Today I came to bring large humour for you!
Blonde Jokes: This genre is particularly popular in the United States. For some reason, blondes are considered less intelligent than everybody else. Here are a few examples:

Q:Why should blondes not be given coffe breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them again.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried tap dancing?
A: She fell in the sink.

Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
A: The back of her head.

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday morning?
A: Tell her a joke on Friday night.

And finally:
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?
A: They say because they can understand them. (Grrrr, it's not funny!).

Guys, you need to be very much aware that humour is very ambiguous. It means a lot of different things to different people. A joke that's funny to you might be offensive to somebody else. People might not get the joke, or they might perceive it completely differently than you think they are. I think... an anthropologist I know of, he said that the last test of whether you know a culture well is your ability to tell and understand jokes in that culture.
Did you like it? Hope so...
All the best and... 'Til next time!

Gustavo

Some hints to improve your English:

Hello guys!
My name's Gustavo, aka "Guto", I'm 22 going on 23 and Brazilian.
To begin with, I think English is the most important language to learn at this moment, especially in the context of globalization.
I wonder, what's the most important English skill? What skill must you have to communicate well? I'd say it's fluency! What's fluency? Fluency is the ability to speak and understand a language quickly and easily, without translation. Fluency means you can talk easily with native speakers and that is our main goal here. I'm beginner like most of you and I'm here to exchange some experiences.
Luis is an excellent teacher, he's brilliant! I really like his method and his books. So, to have a good teacher like him is a good start. I'm so proud to be one of his students!
I think to be a fantastic English speaker, you must learn English with your ears, not just with your eyes, it's an ideology of a North American teacher. In other words, your ears are the key. The best listening must be understandable and repetitive, both of those words are important. You must hear a new word and new grammar many times before you'll understand them instantly.
Increase your learning time and also your listening time. Use iPod or MP3 player. Listen to movies. Guys, that way you'll learn English faster!
Another great idea is to read a good English dictionary that brings some slangs and most used expressions by natives and then your speech will sound like theirs. I do that and it really works!
Read them, make phrases, practise more and more. Your English will come along like mine.
You have tried the old ways, now it's time to try something new!
Good luck! I wish you success with your English learning!
'Til next time!

Gustavo

accurate native english phrases

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/results.asp?searchword=not+big&x=0&y=0

my friend went from average english to amazing english in 4 months by constantly checking this dictionary

barnes says:
so you read the dictionary then you suddenly remember
or would you practise
Gustavo says:
well, I read them and then I practise and make phrases...
barnes says:
in a document
or with people
Gustavo says:
both
luis joia says:
bom

advanced english ingles advancado

learn the english metaphors and you understand the language better

Metaphors We Live By. Advanced Level English @ Metodo Barnes Inglese

cambridge first certificate @ listening test, test yourself

Cambridge FCE Listening Test @ Metodo Barnes Recomendar

bob dylan @ she belongs to me

She's got everything she needs
She's an artist, she don't look back
She's got everything she needs
She's an artist, she don't look back
She can take the dark out of nighttime
And paint the daytime black.

You will start out standing
Proud to steal her anything she sees
You will start out standing
Proud to steal her anything she sees
But you will wind up peeking
through her keyhole
Down upon your knees.


She never stumbles
She's got no place to fall
She never stumbles
She's got no place to fall
She's nobody's child
The Law can't touch her at all.

She wears an Egyptian ring
That sparkles before she speaks
She wears an Egyptian ring
That sparkles before she speaks
She's a hypnotist collector
You are a walking antique.

Bow down to her on Sunday
Salute her when her birthday comes
Bow down to her on Sunday
Salute her when her birthday comes
For Halloween buy her a trumpet
And for Christmas, give it a drum

barnes method at englishtips.org

http://englishtips.org/index.php?newsid=1150803360

Prepositions Preposições Preposiciones Ingles English

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mysterious misterioso video @ manuela vaz e perry barnes

http://www.1000imagens.com/manuelavaz



+ new version of you hurt my feelings by kelma dantas and Dr Barnes



Learning from a native speaker may not be easy at 1st and in the 1st class you Learn the pronunciation accurately, a foreign person teaching english may be accurate after 5 years speaking the language, the ideal situation is a native english speaker that also speaks your language

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when the price is right @ john la valle

WHEN THE PRICE IS RIGHT

John La Valle

Just back from my business seminar in Milan, Italy, reminded me of something I include there, and then some, and thought I'd share it this month! It seems like a good time for it, especially in the current world economic situation. Some discussions recently have been centered around how much to charge for services, whether consulting, or others. This is not necessarily the place to start, as I discovered through the School of Hard Knocks, thankfully many, many years ago.

Back in the first days of my opening my consulting business, I had the opportunity to be introduced to the Vice President of a large company here in the US, who also happened to be interested in what I do with teambuilding, etc. Anyway, as I was leaving my house for the appointment, Kathleen asked me how much I was going to charge him and I replied, "I don't know." She said, "Come back in here and close the door." I did, of course, and she said, "You have to have a number in mind, you know," and I knew she was right (as she usually is). So I said, "Yes, dear. My good friend Charlie is a consultant and he gets $600 per day, so I'll charge that." In the mid 80's $600 per day was considered good as the average to good consultant goes. She said, "OK, good." And I took off for the appointment.

To make this one a bit short, in my just less than one hour drive, I kept giving myself increases for various reasons and by the time I got to the appointment, I was up to $1,200 per day, and thought, "Wow! That was easy!" I went to the person's office, introduced myself to his secretary and she said, "I'm sorry, he got tied up in a meeting and will be a while. He wants you to wait. I said, "Yes, of course," or something pleasant and immediately thought, "$1,400 a day. I'm not waiting for free!!"

He came around about a half hour later and we went into his office and "chatted" a bit before he asked me what I charged. I said, "$1,500 per day plus expenses." His replied: "That's all?" Well, I moved fast and said, "For the first time you use me because it's like an audition." (I was a musician in another time long ago). As I calibrated him carefully, he asked, "And how much is it after that?" I said, "2,500 per day plus expenses," held my breath, watched as he smiled, let my breath out as he said, "That's better. That's what the really good consultants are charging, anyway." He hired me for a day, checked me out, paid the $2,500 on a $1,500 invoice and gave me lots of business after that.

So where did I get the $2,500 figure from? Just pulled it out of my head based on what information I had up to that point, including his nonverbal cues.

What type or kind of people do you want as customers? There's a relationship, obviously, between the price, the time span of the project and their expectations based on their perceived value afterward. While this may initially seem complicated, it really isn't. People who are willing to pay more for something are already prequalifying themselves for you regarding the price and what they expect, or not.

When Kathleen and I first started doing public seminars here in New Jersey many years ago, we played with prices for a one day introduction program, a teaser that was well packed with great information, anyway. We priced from $100 for the day all the way down to FREE! That's right: FREE! And here's what we learned:

The more we lowered the price, the more people we got to attend the intro program!! Great, right? But the less people we got to sign up for our longer, higher priced seminar, which is why we were conducting the intro's, anyway. And as we got closer to "Free", we started getting questions like, "Are you providing lunch?" and on and on. So we raised the price, got more quality and more qualified people, less attendees in our intro's and more people signing up for the longer, higher priced seminars. And no questions about free lunch.

Most people who know me know that I "work" about 6 months per year, sometimes a bit more. People want to know why? I really say, "Because I can." But that's predicated on other things I realized when I first started out. The first thing was that I didn't want to work and travel 50 weeks per year as I was, and second, I wanted to qualify my corporate customers so that I'd have quality companies to work with.

So assuming that you have a quality product or service, why should you charge more?

First, you shift your market appeal from the shoppers to the buyers. Period. Shoppers shop, buyers buy. A store that is full of shoppers with a few buyers, isn't as valuable as a store full of buyers, and just a few shoppers. Shoppers are looking for the "bargains", the "deals". They'll be sure to tell you what so-and-so is charging, as if that matters. Shoppers often don't know what they want and when they do, it's usually then just the price. Buyers often know what they want and want it. Period. They will sort through their "higher quality" expectations, too.

Second, if someone else is charging more, the buyers want to know why. If it satisfies more of their criteria than the lower priced guy, they'll go for the higher priced item.

The next part of the pricing aspect is what you think your services are worth, or what you are worth as a resource commodity. When you think about it, even with so many seminars being priced low, doesn't it raise that question in your head? What does this person really think they are worth? Why would they charge so little? How do they pay their bills? How long will they be able to stay in business? I wonder if they know how many potential customers they may have lost?

I was asked once by a very good friend and mentor the following question during a seminar for consultants when it came to pricing: "What are you worth?" Answers from around the room included, "With what I know, I gotta be worth 2 million a year," "$750,000 with my skills,", etc. etc. Joe looked at us and said, "You're worth what you're making." The silence was deafening, the heartbeats, the sighs, the shifting in seats. And he said, "Go to lunch. See you all afterward."

©2009 John La Valle

*Mind Your Own Business - John La Valle - September 23-24, 2009 - in Dublin Ireland, The Irish Institute of NLP

*Practitioner of NLP Certification - Dr. Richard Bandler & John La Valle - October 3-9, 2009 - NLP Life Training - London

*Master Practitioner of NLP & Hypnosis Certifications - Dr. Richard Bandler & John La Valle - October 17-25, 2009 - NLP Life Training - London

*Get The Life You Want - Dr. Richard Bandler & John La Valle - November 5-8, 2009 - Fresh Academy - Germany

*Neuro-Hypnotic Repatterning™ - Dr. Richard Bandler & John La Valle - November 14-19, 2009 - with M.E.T.A. NLP - Edinburgh Scotland

*Altered States, Shamanic States & Basic Brain Exploration™ - Dr. Richard Bandler & John La Valle - November 21-23, 2009 with M.E.T.A. NLP in Edinburgh, Scotland

*Be Successful and Happy - Dr. Richard Bandler, Richard Farleigh, Robert Holden, and Piers Morgan - October 15, 2009 - the Unlimited Knowledge Company - UK

make me smile faca me sorrir video + english website

http://www.world-english.org/
^this website has nice tests and teachings for grammar, test your articles, plurals and prepositions
these are the main things teachers have to correct, even with people who speak english at intermediate level

Songs and Poems eBook for Classroom Teachers

Free Songs and Poems eBook for Classroom Teachers

fit but you know it @ slang and real english accent

See I reckon you're about an 8 or a 9,
Maybe even 9 and a half in four beers time.
That blue top shop top you've got on IS nice,
Bit too much fake tan though - but yeah you score high.

But there's just one little thing that really really,
Really really annoying me about you you see,
Yeah yeah like I said you are really fit
But my gosh don't you just know it

I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit But my gosh don't you know it

So when I looked at you standing there with your hoard,
I was waiting in the queue looking at the board
Wondering whether to have a Burger or chips
Or what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford
When I noticed out the corner of my eye
Looking toward my direction
Your eyes locked onto my course
I couldn't concentrate on what I wanted to order,
Which cost me my place in the queue I waited for YEAH

I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit but my gosh don't you know it

Whoa! Leave it out
Are you smoking crack or something?
Leave it Out
Mike just leave it just leave it
We cannot have that behaviour in this establishment
S'not worth it mike, just leave it
Don't Touch Me, S'not Worth It
Don't Touch Me, D, Look I'm Alright
Don't Touch me

For a while there I was thinking - yeah but what if?
Picturing myself pulling with bare white hot wit
Snaring you as you were standing there opposite
Whether or not you knew it I swear you didn't tick
And when that bloke in the white behind us lot queuing
Was clocking onto you too yeah I had to admit
That yeah yeah you are fit,
And yeah I do want it,
But I stop sharking for a minute to get chips and drinks

I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit But my gosh don't you know it

Now, I bashed my head hard earlier choosing a brew.
But I am digressing slightly so I'll continue.
I didn't want to bowl over all geezer and rude,
Not rude like good but just rude like uncouth,
You girls think you can just flirt and it comes to you,
But let me tell you, see, yes, yes, but you are really rude,
And rude as in good, I knew this as you stood and queued,
But I just did not want to give the satisfaction to you!

I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit But my gosh don't you know it

Oy, just as you started to make your big advance

With the milkshake and that little donut in hand
I was like nah, I can't, even though you look grand
But you look sharp there smiling hard suggesting and
Gleaming away with your hearty hearty looking tan
But I admit the next bit was spanner to my plan
You walked towards my path but just brushed right past
And into the arms of that fucking white shirted man

I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit But my gosh don't you know it

What do I give a fuck.. I've got a girlfirend anyway
(whoa, we've all had a drink mate)
We're all a bit drunk, yeah we've had a few fair play
I got this stella I bombed from that last café
This nights not even begun, yes yes oh yay

I did fancy you a bit though yeah I must say
I would rather I hadn't mugged myself on display
But this is just another case of female stopping play
On otherwise a total result of a holiday

I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit But my gosh don't you know it